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WEEZY 101
This is the premiere edition of Weezy 101 on West Staines Massive. Here we will attempt to shine some light on the lyrics of Lil Wayne. The first song we will tackle is King Kong off Da Drought 3 mixtape.
“King Kong”
A term used by urbanites to represent the “bass, bumpin’, thumpin’, rumblin’, knockin’, hot beats,” that are in a car from music being played loudly. All of which refers to a Gorilla pouding the inside of a car trunk creating the extremely loud “bumpin’” sound from a car as they are driving though the streets, where you may “hear it before you see it”.
“If you hear me before you see me I got King Kong in the trunk” - Weezy F
“Banana Clips”
A large capacity magazine for Automatic weapons, Named after “banana clip” because it’s shape resembles a banana
“And I got more banana clips than chimpanzees”
“Benjamins”
Benjamins are 100 dollar bills. They are called Benjamins because some old white guy named Benjamin is on the face of the bill.
“Married to the Benjamins, battle all my enemies, ridin wit Big Foot, Harry and the Hendersons”“
“Harry and the Hendersons”
1980’s movie with the old guy from 3rd Rock about a family meeting Bigfoot (Harry). Hendersons meet Big Foot, are scared of Big Foot, embrace Big Foot, set Big Foot Free.
-GladysMan Jr.
The Legendary Legend Gladysman Jr. Is a frequent contributor to West Staines Massive. He’s all about that Cake, hes trying to marry Betty Crocker.
