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This is the incredible epic high school yearbook page of (D-Bag) Neel Kashkari , the person chosen to oversee the treasury department’s $700 billion bailout program.

Yes, that is a Ferrari in the picture, and here are the quotes he chose to liter his page with:

“A modern day warrior
Mean mean stride
Today’s Tom Sawyer
Mean mean pride.”

- Rush (I don’t get it)

“She was a hit machine
She kept her motor clean
She was the best darn woman that I ever seen.”

- AC/DC (Pretty sure those aren’t the correct lyrics)

“I have dedicated my life to this football team
And I will do anything to help it win.”

- Bernie Kosar

“Iraq will not be allowed to annex Kuwait.
That’s not a threat. That’s not a boast.
That’s just the way it’s going to be.”

-President George Bush (What a patriot)

“All the world’s indeed a stage
And we are merely players…”

-“Rush/ Shakespeare”