West Staines Massive: Archive

Dec 20th

Dec 19th

“As if you needed any more reasons to hate the New York Times, here’s one of...”

– -Drew Magary

Dec 19th

The TrailerBlog Previews The Wrestler, New Movie... →

Dec 18th

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It’s a commonly accepted fact of life that white people of all ages love lists, with that in mind we present West Staines Massive’s favorite songs and albums of the year. Starting off today with The Walkmen - In The New Year. This song rocks…Hard. (Please ignore hipster bullshit in the intro)

Dec 18th

Dec 17th

Dec 16th

Thoughts on the bailout.

“Again out of destruction, a new spirit of creativity arises”- Nietzsche Why are we giving these fucks $15 billion, 60% of the country is against it, I just don’t get what good it’s doing? “O we’re saving jobs” people say, but what kind of jobs are we saving? UAW workers make an average of $73/hour (including benefits). Toyota workers? They make just $48. The UAW...

Dec 16th

People from Alabama being a bit racialist

Pretty much everyone agrees that Buffalo coach Turner Gill—who was interviewed for the job—is infinitely more qualified to run a football than “5 and 19 Gene Chizik.” (And Tommy Tuberville is probably still more qualified than both of them, but that’s another story.) Yet, Gill did not get the job and in case you hadn’t noticed … Gill is black. Now we’re not...

Dec 16th

A Senegalese man in his 70s opened fire on a rap... →

Dec 15th

WEEZY 101

This is the premiere edition of Weezy 101 on West Staines Massive. Here we will attempt to shine some light on the lyrics of Lil Wayne. The first song we will tackle is King Kong off Da Drought 3 mixtape. “King Kong” A term used by urbanites to represent the “bass, bumpin’, thumpin’, rumblin’, knockin’, hot beats,” that are in a car from music being played loudly. All of which refers to a...

Dec 15th

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Beach House- Apple Orchard, I F’ing like this song, 8/10

Dec 15th

Dec 11th

“And I bet 3 out 4 of every car hit was either a BMW, Escalade, or other high...”

– Assorted comments from a Boston Globe story about a celling collapse at the Atrium Mall in Newton. I like the last one

Dec 10th

(The Best Of) Blagojevich Criminal Complaint

mrbeck: As described in further detail below, intercepted phone conversations between ROD BLAGOJEVICH and others indicate that ROD BLAGOJEVICH is contemplating rescinding his commitment of state funds to benefit Children’s Memorial Hospital because Hospital Executive 1 has not made a recent campaign contribution to ROD BLAGOJEVICH. “unless I get something real good for [Senate Candidate 1],...

Dec 10th